Light manufacturing

Light manufacturing gives us pencils, modems, floppy disks, and many other useful items.

However, they also give us ``Home Sweet Home'' signs, ceramic puppies, and all that crap in the checkout line of the supermarket.

Don't people have anything better to do with their money than buy little cloth knit things to cover every horizontal surface in the house?

If you added up all the money wasted on worthless crap every year I'm sure you could buy a couple of B2 stealth bombers which, when you compare them to tiny glass animal figurines, are a whole lot sexier (and are also black).

toys

I watch a lot of cartoons. Evidently marketing people think that people who watch Animaniacs are into shit like Mighty Morphin Power Rangers dolls, Mighty Max play sets, and Littlest Pet Shop toys. It really pisses me off to think that somewhere there's a factory somewhere dedicated to transforming squished ancient dead dinosaur guts into little molded fragments of plastic which are basically indistinguishable from whale bellybutton lint!.

I'd rather be watching a beer commercial featuring supermodels.

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Robert Forsman <thoth@purplefrog.com>

Last modified: Wed Apr 19 20:54:56 1995