From: Regis <regis@ftp.com>

[i wrote this at 0700 a week and a half ago after i had been up all night trying to un-fuck one of my welfleet routers. --r]

(with apologies to dr seuss)

i do not like my welfleet box
i think i'll weigh it down with rocks
and then i'll pitch it off the docks
i do not like my welfleet box
i do not like it worth a damn
i do not like it sam i am

i do not want it you can bet
i do not want it on my net
i'd like to throw it to the ground
upon the box i'd like to pound
i'd rather eat old curried spam
i do not like it sam i am