How gay is it?
I recently accepted a number of gold card applications, just to stop
them from mailing me applications. Now I have a couple of gold cards.
I figure I'll cycle them, accepting new ones as long they are postage
prepaid, and cutting up the old ones with bad interest rates.
However, I never counted on one of them sending me a little
advertising flap with some piece of kitsch (sp?)
light manufacturing for sale.
I looked at the first one and said ``that is so gay'', then I asked
my roommates to rate it on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the least gay,
and 10 being the most. Here are the results:
``consume''
- The Baby Boombox (tm)
- yours for only $9.99 (for each item add $3.99 postage and handling plus
applicable taxes, if any). AM/FM, telescoping antenna,
built-in speakers, and fold-down carry handle, but it's small enough
to fit almost anywhere! Measuring in at a slim 7.24'' wide by 3.25''
tall...
Survey says:
7 8 8
- Caroling Christmas Clock
- yours for only $29.99(for each item add $6.99 postage and handling plus applicable
taxes, if any). Plays one of 12 Christmas Carols, each
hour, on the hour.
Survey says:
a clarification
For those of you so pathetically un-hip as to not know what I mean
when I say something is ``gay'', I feel I must clarify myself. It has
nothing to do with homosexuality.
translation
- ``That is so gay''
- Whoever thought of trying to sell me that item should have their tits/scrotum nailed to a frightened cat
For those of you who needed this clarification to keep them from
becoming upset on P.C. grounds: fuck you.
Back to White Hot Lesbo Action!
Robert Forsman <thoth@purplefrog.com>
Last modified: Sat Oct 7 12:07:06 1995